Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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