After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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