It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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