You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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