so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
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