two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Randomize
