I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
It's shark week go big or go home
I need to calm my uterus...
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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