Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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