just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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