Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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