my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
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