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It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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