Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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