i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
