im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
His nipple licking is glorious
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