i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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