So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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