carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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