She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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