yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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