I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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