Moan for me like Helen Keller
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
where am i from again
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Randomize
