Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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