why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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