put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
third nipple confirmed
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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