we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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