You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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