when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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