This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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