yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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