well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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