Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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