Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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