How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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