too bad you live with your parents still
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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