Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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