Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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