i jhust puked up my retainher.
im holly from the hills drunk
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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