i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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