You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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