Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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