quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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