What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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