it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
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