is your mom at the bar?
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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