who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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