Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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