just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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