Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
