Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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