What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
No stitches, just platelets and will power
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
