I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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