If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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