i may or may not be watching the land before time
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
it was like eating out sand paper
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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