I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
